Will the Real Amélie Please Stand Up?

May 30, 2008 | Full Time Family, On Motherhood | 5 comments


This is Amélie’s “ticked off” face.

Ok, when I named my precious boy “Aidan” I had NO IDEA that everyone else was doing the same thing and as you know or can imagine – I am not one to do what everyone else is doing! I was so pissed when I heard it was a characters name on Sex and the City…I tell someone that my son’s name is “Aidan” and they say, “Oh, I know forty other Aidans.”
It makes me want to cry.

And now, hot off the press and SON OF A B-!!!

“Bradgelina” had twin girls today and what do they name one of them but…Amélie!!!

TELL ME THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!!!!!

I’m gagging. I’m puking. I’m swearing. I am so mad. Seriously. You may think I am being funny but I am NOT LAUGHING!!!
Now every time I walk through a checkout lane I am going to have to see my daughters beautiful name attached to some spoiled brat and the world will constantly be asking, “What is Amélie doing these days!”

I chose her name because it was unique.

If it turns into America’s favorite name like Aidan’s did I am going to puke again.

Forget pronouncing her name right. From now on my dauphine is to be referred to as “The Real Amélie.”

5 Comments

  1. Faith

    Oh, I’m so sorry. I hadn’t heard yet but that really stinks. I totally get why you are upset. I am puking with you!!

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  2. fated follies studio

    omgosh! that face is so cute. how do you take her seriously?! i hear you about the names. just name your kids things like cotton and peanuts and you won’t have that problem. 🙂

    jenny

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  3. Owen

    Okay, I perfectly understand the Aidan sentiment. But don’t you think (and I mean this benignly) that it’s juts a bit naive not to have considered that “Amelie” would have blown up after that film? That had to have crossed your mind. I do not see how it couldn’t.

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  4. Parisienne Farmgirl

    Owen – the film was over 6 or 7 years ago – figured I was pretty safe!!!

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  5. Parisienne Farmgirl

    Owen – the film was over 6 or 7 years ago – figured I was pretty safe!!!

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