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“Work all day on the farm… and then at night, research, research, research. Tonight’s assignment? How to break a broody hen. I’ve got THREE broody little bitches and they are RUINING my daily egg count. I’ve got orders to fill people!!! I am ordering rare hatching eggs for one and the others are going to square off with ME in the broody cage. Cage match – Parisienne Farmgirl VS the Broody Bared Rocks. I WILL TRIUMPH… or they will be dinner.”
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