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No, I still can’t find my phone.


Yes, I’ve looked in the couch cushions.
Yes, I’ve looked in the fridge, in the garage, in the garden, in the toys, in my drawers, in the pantry, in all the stollers, in the car, under my bed, in the tv cabinet, on the mantel. I even went out to the garden and called it in the dark (with Joels phone) to see if I could see it light up.

I feel depressed and stupid and I am so mad I could spit. I am seriously really mad here. I don’t know what to do anymore. ALL THOSE NUMBERS on my SIM card – gone. Like I’ve got time to reload those into a new phone. Like I can afford a new phone. Like I even KNOW anyones number to re-program.

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